A PerezHilton.com exclusive! You may have read about it. Now listen to it. We've gotten our hands on the now instantly legendary audio recording of Paula Abdul having a nuclear meltdown. Why? Because she doesn't like her old publicist, Howard Bragman, whom she claims called her too old to get covers and failed to accompany her to a taping of the Jimmy Kimmel show. That would certainly drive us to to tears, if we were batshit crazy and on a lot of drugs and medication!!!!! It's such an amazing recording, and whomever managed to capture it deserves our applause and some of Paula's pills. Just listen to the silence and uncomfortableness from those new publicists Abdul is ranting on the phone to. They don't know how to deal with her crazy! Paula also claims that she's been recently diagnosed with Addison's, an adrenal disease, and that time's have been tough lately. Cry me a river! You'll wanna listen to this more than once. It's that good. Enjoy! Author: PerezHilton Keywords: Paula Abdul breakdown cry tears crazy american idol howard bragman Added: May 31, 2007 ]