Lose the leisurely lathering and stop dawdling in the douche – this month’s Green Thing is all about taking short, sharp showers. The planet’s supply of water is running out and showers use bucket-loads of it. They also use a lot of energy turning cold H2O into nice, hot H2O. So by trimming just a few minutes off your showering time, you’ll use less water and save CO2 whilst getting rid of your BO(2). It’s really easy to do, especially if you’re a shower-singer. Simply drop Bohemian Rhapsody from your shower set and go for one of our Short Sharp Shower songs. Short Sharp Shower Deck was thought up and shot by talented Green Thing friend Michael Wright (http://www.hibikifilms.com). It was lit by Stuart Bunce and features the music of John Hegley, Zeep, The Meanies, Martin Jones and Tom Williams. When discussing how the hands should act, Wright was very specific. "They should have the panache of Tony Hart and the confidence of Rachmaninov." A Partizan-Hibiki Films production.