The ultimate joint eh? Um? last time i checked, joints had weed in them... ONLY weed. Putting tobacco in joints is dirty and for lightweights... especially in this case where there is maybe 10% weed... what the fuck is the point?!
I think it should read 'How to very slowly roll a cigarrete with an ultimately pitiful amount of crappy looking weed in it.'
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard...or ever for that matter watching someone roll a "joint". If that bag was full when he bought it I bet it's going onto it's 16th month of existence. Maybe it's not weed, maybe it's fairy dust.
Oh, you know that bag has lasted forever. By my calculations, him rolling that bag at that rate, it will last 1.3 years. And that's with him rolling one after the other, no breaks.
Oh dearie me. He wants to get some Canadians to teach him how to roll a joint. Clue - no tobacco, extremely fine weed, plus maybe a sprinkling of pollen and a drop or two of hash oil, in a bomber as thick as a finger. THAT'S a joint. He must be European - they all seem to mix with tobacco over here. Sigh. I miss Toronto...
Most of you should really try to stop being so harsh on those less fortunate.
Some parts of the world can't get good stuff at all, and even in places that do have a good supply some can't afford it and some PREFER to only get a little bit high.
I prefer to get blasted out of my mind, but I've tried it this way and it's not as bad as you may think.
And not everyone tries to roll a joint the size of your arm in under a second.
But you're all right that the title is BS.
Ok... I see most of you are from America. Me being from Amsterdam, would like to post a comment as well.
You are all retarded hippies.
What the FUCK is wrong with a mix. You don't understand it at all, do you?
First of all: In Holland you mostly smoke Dutch weed. Dutch weed is extremely strong. It is that strong, that it is about to move up a class in terms of legalness and heavyness of drugs. Meaning that the Dutch weed (or Nederwiet) is that strong that it resembles a class B drug instead of a class C. Class C drugs include, but are not limited to amphetamines such as speed and barbiturates. *That* is why we mix it with tobacco: so we don't go knock out after half a joint.
Now as for the title. Allright, the joint might not be that thrilling, but there's nothing wrong with the amount of time he spends on it. As you may or may not know, class C are freely and "legally" up for sale in Holland. Just about on every corner of the Amsterdam city area there is a "coffeeshop" to be found, where you can legally buy, smoke and, with the right permits, sell cannabis.
We do NOT need to run from the police/parents/teachers/little sisters like most Americans do. Therefore, we see rolling a joint as a way to spend our time. Almost like making yourself a cup of tea or making a sandwich. You don't try to do that as fast as possible either, do you?
Anyway, that is the end of my rant.
Such big words, but so much to learn...
ROFL ROJO, dude you need to take a trip to BC, BC bud can easily match any when strength and taste are a priority, Hashplant is a fav but I smoke it all A+ only. Mixing is for CRACKERS. If someone pulled that weak shit I don't think anyone would smoke it casue they would be laughing to hard. Do what you like but that class drug BS don't mean shit I'm going to smoke a gagger right now , and come 30 minutes I'll light another and think of this and laugh so hard. All my friends are going to love this lol
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EA$Y on Apr 06, 2006 03:47 PM
That's the most pathetic excuse for a joint ever, and it only took 20 minutes to roll...
GoP on Apr 06, 2006 04:49 PM
The ultimate joint eh? Um? last time i checked, joints had weed in them... ONLY weed. Putting tobacco in joints is dirty and for lightweights... especially in this case where there is maybe 10% weed... what the fuck is the point?! I think it should read 'How to very slowly roll a cigarrete with an ultimately pitiful amount of crappy looking weed in it.'
speccfly on Apr 06, 2006 05:09 PM
speccfly on Apr 06, 2006 05:12 PM
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard...or ever for that matter watching someone roll a "joint". If that bag was full when he bought it I bet it's going onto it's 16th month of existence. Maybe it's not weed, maybe it's fairy dust.
EA$Y on Apr 06, 2006 08:59 PM
Oh, you know that bag has lasted forever. By my calculations, him rolling that bag at that rate, it will last 1.3 years. And that's with him rolling one after the other, no breaks.
zeronecc on Apr 08, 2006 11:55 AM
he puts tobacco in it!. weak. he needs to move down to s.america where the good shiRt is cheaper.
Patrician on Apr 09, 2006 07:07 AM
Sniff, what GoP says, the title lies..
liminalkid on Apr 10, 2006 08:49 AM
Oh dearie me. He wants to get some Canadians to teach him how to roll a joint. Clue - no tobacco, extremely fine weed, plus maybe a sprinkling of pollen and a drop or two of hash oil, in a bomber as thick as a finger. THAT'S a joint. He must be European - they all seem to mix with tobacco over here. Sigh. I miss Toronto...
klaus dieter krueger on Apr 25, 2006 04:21 PM
OmniNegro on Apr 28, 2006 02:32 AM
Most of you should really try to stop being so harsh on those less fortunate. Some parts of the world can't get good stuff at all, and even in places that do have a good supply some can't afford it and some PREFER to only get a little bit high. I prefer to get blasted out of my mind, but I've tried it this way and it's not as bad as you may think. And not everyone tries to roll a joint the size of your arm in under a second. But you're all right that the title is BS.
RojoRocket on May 29, 2006 10:25 AM
Ok... I see most of you are from America. Me being from Amsterdam, would like to post a comment as well. You are all retarded hippies. What the FUCK is wrong with a mix. You don't understand it at all, do you? First of all: In Holland you mostly smoke Dutch weed. Dutch weed is extremely strong. It is that strong, that it is about to move up a class in terms of legalness and heavyness of drugs. Meaning that the Dutch weed (or Nederwiet) is that strong that it resembles a class B drug instead of a class C. Class C drugs include, but are not limited to amphetamines such as speed and barbiturates. *That* is why we mix it with tobacco: so we don't go knock out after half a joint. Now as for the title. Allright, the joint might not be that thrilling, but there's nothing wrong with the amount of time he spends on it. As you may or may not know, class C are freely and "legally" up for sale in Holland. Just about on every corner of the Amsterdam city area there is a "coffeeshop" to be found, where you can legally buy, smoke and, with the right permits, sell cannabis. We do NOT need to run from the police/parents/teachers/little sisters like most Americans do. Therefore, we see rolling a joint as a way to spend our time. Almost like making yourself a cup of tea or making a sandwich. You don't try to do that as fast as possible either, do you? Anyway, that is the end of my rant. Such big words, but so much to learn...
RojoRocket on May 29, 2006 10:27 AM
Oh and by the way. Don't act as if American stuff is the best. You ain't seen nothing yet.
REALsmoker on Oct 01, 2006 02:14 AM
ROFL ROJO, dude you need to take a trip to BC, BC bud can easily match any when strength and taste are a priority, Hashplant is a fav but I smoke it all A+ only. Mixing is for CRACKERS. If someone pulled that weak shit I don't think anyone would smoke it casue they would be laughing to hard. Do what you like but that class drug BS don't mean shit I'm going to smoke a gagger right now , and come 30 minutes I'll light another and think of this and laugh so hard. All my friends are going to love this lol