

This is a response to SNL/The Lonely Island's Natalie Portman Rap. Ryan was quite saddened to learn she has a p*n*s. Lyrics: We're sitting here today with idiot Ryan Reyes Natalie (yes) what the hell's wrong? Confess, was it PMS singing on that song (no) Let's hang out! Give me a call! You better not have an angry cyclops between two balls Now I feel like Eminem's Stan Stressed and depressed, are you a man? Is there a pistol in your holster? Is that why they cut the full frontal from 'Closer'? (Do you really want to know?) Yes! (Do you really want to know?) I just said! (Is that what you want?) What's with this suck my d*ck gibberish? V is for Vagina, lick my clitoris! I know all there is to know about the Crying Game I've had my share of the Crying Game 'Cause my heart's Broke, what? Back Mountain What? Damn! Natalie I bet you woulda found Osama Queen Amidala (Evie Hammond) Hot Momma! Whatever it is they call ya, you're so cute! Harvard, a vegan, and a good actor too! I bet you can spontaneously combust on que But real quick what's with bald chicks saying (Suck my d*ck!) Well, I guess it sells tickets and licorice You put the P.H. in filth, lick my clitoris! What a wicked thing to do to make me dream of you What a wicked game to play to make me feel this way Natalie, I'm not crazy, I'm not an obsessed fan I just wanna walk hand in hand with you in the sand I'll gladly do your laundry, watch Dirty Dancing Here's an idea, a doppleganger tag team! (Ideas are bullet proof) And this is the truth, unless I'm way off (chaos) You want to quit this stardom sh*t & take the day off (all the time) So you can spend it with me topless at the beach Screaming suck my d*ck to paparazzi! (Do you understand what I'm telling you?) Yeah, Britney style bee-itches! F*ck you! (Sorry about that little interuption there) (Believe me Natalie, listen Natalie, this is) (The fifth...) (Living side by side in peace) (...of November) (Remember) The mashup includes footage/music from V For Vendetta, The Crying Game, G.I. Jane, Closer, The Upside Of Anger, The Killers, John Lennon, Queen, Chris Isaak, Johnny Cash, Brokeback Mountain, George Bush, the war in Iraq, & Natalie Portman's Rap with original music by King Barf.
Customers ride down the isle in a roller coaster in this new supermarket design in Shenyang City, China. The five floored supermarket lets the customers select items as they go and customers seemed to enjoy the entertaining ride. --http://www.xenvideo.com/2006/12/01/rollercoaster-supermarket/