

Teleport just like on star trek! All you need is an apple, a high heel shoe and a toy duckie!
How to make spare body parts! David Hasselhoff! Razor & Benny! A talking sock and a giant metal ant!
A review of Voices of a distant star... Also, look out for David Hasselhoff in his breifs! Ick!
MWO Show is a weekly iShow with absurd segments like 'Do dogs have buttocks?' and 'How to create spare body parts'... There's a levitating, talking sock, 2 animated, New York goth co-hosts and a boy who gets smacked over the head with a metal dog dish every now and then!
A simple step by step guide to duplicating your own body parts or using celebrity bits!
Make your own arms, hands and boobs! Michael Jacksons bits! Oh, and a disabled Salmon!
How to burn your house down in a few easy steps! Including some nice star wars style techniques!
The story of a midget who was always furious but people thought was curious... This is just absurd really.
Well...do dogs have buttocks? Or do they just have thighs and a butthole? Who really knows? There is however a secret 'buttock jealous' society of dogs!
The 8th weekly MWO show! This week it's a Ultimate death-match Revver showdown pitting Ze Frank Vs. Ninja!
Ze Frank on security camera, slapping, setting the couch on fire (and the house!) plus loads of other rubbish... Jewish Samurai
I was really ill last night and vomited lots (ick)... So, after a breif message, first from Eddie Vedder and then myself, there's some footage of Italy that I shot on my trusty Sony handycam on holiday... The vlogs are all here: http://www.disabledsalmon.co.uk/vlogeps.html
11/9/2006: A day in the life an Invisible Man... Did my brother die? Where's the babies cries coming from? Why does it rain indoors?
Expression through rapid, shaky head movements... Guitars and all that stuff...
The new Ze Frank show! He has returned! Please click the ad at the end of the video if you enjoy the show!
A real life account of a day of my life...well, with a twist or two thrown in...it rains indoors for example.
Feb 15th 2007: Vlog 002 My half-assed vlog... Today: The smell of success.