

-- A cab driver is mistakenly cast as Guy Kewney on a TV news program. "I am very surprised to see...this verdict to come on me because I was not expecting that. When I came they told me somehting else and I am coming. So a big surprise anyway." --- Well played and great expression man!
For those who missed it, here is the hilarious followup to the Dick Cheney Shoot-Em-Up on the Daily Show. Must see.
In the recently published memoir, Mother Teresa admitted that she had always wanted to be a Beatle. And who can blame her? After all, so did Elvis, Ozzy, Ringo, and Elton John. This movie was made possible by a generous grant from the Rolling Stones Foundation for Second Best Rock Stars.
A Beautiful rendition of George Harrison's 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps' on the ukulele.
It all started when Harry Potter went to Mordor to pawn the one ring in order to save Narnia from total destruction, stumbled into Darth Vader and accidentally discovered Sauron's most embarrassing secret... Not really based on any true story.